Before skool today i decided i wanted to complete another thing off  ma list so b4 skool a bought a england beach ball.( less than a pound in pound shoo lol).

 

soooooooo i went into skool as u do only i had a beach ball in ma pocket. wen a gt into geography a was the third person to arrive so i sat down and began to blow up ma beach ball.  then other ppl began to arrive so as they came in i sed " heads up" and threw the ball for dem to catch and dey threw it bac. den wen all da ppl had arrived i kept it behind ma chair till teacher arrived den wen she arrived a started frowin it round room agen. was really funny coz she thougth a was crazy. then agen a probably am. also i got ppl to sign it its gonna be ma levers beach ball dat ppl sign. lol

Hello ppl i keep forgettin to tell every1 dat im a super hero lol.

 

but i am and now im gonna tell u why.

One day me, burky ani (ma sister) ,piggy, amy, matt, jamie,becki, meagan, glen and dan  (and possibly some other ppl i cant remember) went to the cinema to c ice age 2. well all of dem part from me liam ani and meagan got a lift down to the cinema and we had to walk. on da way ani and meagan pulled out of there bags some underwear and put them on ova there jeans. they then started tryin to get me to wear a pair on top of ma jeans at first  a sed no. but then a decided a wud and hence the chav killer was born.

 

also since den os that was ages ago i have sidekicks yay. 3 to be pricse. if you wanna be my sidekick in my fight against chavs just add a comment here lol.

Hello ppl got really bored in skool coz i arrived early for lesson and am currently waiting for ppl to arrive.

Wen dey do i think am gonna annouce dat am god and am angry (see list of fings to do wen bored) coz it will be funny. Anyway yesterday my sister had some m8s round as did i. afta most of dese ppl went home all that was left was me ma sister and amy. if you ever find your self in da some possistion run really fast, preferably away from ani and amy. lol. So ani nd amy decided it wud be funny to giv me a makeova so wid owt any sign of a warning they wipped owt a pair of fluffy handcuffs and chanied me to my own bed. they then summoned the undead to hold me down as they procceeded to place ample amounts of make up to ma face. if that wasn't bad enough once they had finished they told me they wud kill me if a didn't go up town wid em wearing a big badge sayin miss cute and fluffy bunny ears. this is an accurate and exact account of what happend if any one ses owt different they are lying.

Sambo

today if u logged on t a ma blog u may have seen a comment along the lines of i love ma sister and every1 otha fucker. this comment was not written by me but by ma sister fluffy the monkey snatcher. i dont love her and neva will she smells of frogs and has funny hair.

 

Sambo the chav killer

Went back to skool today. i set off to leave the house at 8:30 ish and arrived a skool at 8:45 by 9:30 i was at home again. what a great 1st day back at skool i fink u'll agree. my bloody lesson was cancelled so i came home got bored tried to do cwk failed miserably and descided to grace you ppl with my internet aperances. howeva no one was online coz every1 was a skool. well almost every1 im currently takling to a 21 yr old from instabul haven't a clue what hes saying, he's addy is Makosi@hotmail.com (talk to him if you get bored its really funny i managed to convince him im a millinaire and that im running for prime minister). appently he added me from the greenpeace protect the oceans thingy of which appernetly im a member. i fink some one must have signed me up for it coz the only thing i signed up for recently was the my little pony newsletter,( was really bored and wanted someting to do).  it came cross as a gd idea at the time. any way how was all you ppls first day bac at skool wish it was still the holidays? coz i know i do.lol.

 

I forgot to mention it b4 so i thought i say it at the end of here. last nite i really cudn' t sleep so i stayed up all nite, no wait theres is more thats not what i was going to tell u. I decided i would name my TV so i called him BOB and the TV remote is now called FRED. aswell as naming my TV i tried to talk to it but the little people stuck inside weren't saying owt there where just making funny hand signals. and the old woman i called glenda started pointing at me, so like any sane person i started pointing back to which she bought along a gang of old ppl i thougth they where going to kill me but then i realised it was a program for death ppl so i laffed and started pretending i knew what the f**k they where on about. then after a while i got bored and turned on some porn. O/J it wasn't porn it was my little pony.lol

 

1)Laura ward has completed: 1, 4,11, 18,20 , 30, 35

2)Amy Irving has completed : 9, 12, 34, 37 ( i fink dats how to spell ur second name)

3)Mr No Name Scratched himself so a big round of aplause and well done to him.

 

the list is growing but now one has surpassed me yet

 

If ur like me then u prbs get bored easily in lessons is try some of these in skool i have.

 

 

 

 

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.*
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.*
3. Sing Show Tunes.*
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.*
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.*
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.*
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.*
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".*
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".*
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.*
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.* ( the chav killer)
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President.*

41.Get spleak (spleak@hotmail.com) the robot thingy to say shell marry you lol.*

i'll put a star nxt to all of these i complete.

 

anyone who completes all of these and can prove it recieves there name in big bold font on ma blog if you complete more than i have i'll shake my fist at you and add ur name to ma blog in a a bold ish font. if you complete any of the you get ur name on ma blog in small font.